witchlings asked: omg these are all so funny coming from your girlfriend that i want to ask them all but i'll go with 1 8 23 46 49!! 53 75 83 and 85!!!
1) Are looks important in a relationship?: I can’t say looks are an active ingredient in having a good relationship once you’re in one, but when it comes to starting them I have to admit I go for cuties.
8) Describe you’re crush: Does it count as a crush if you’re already dating them? If yes, Chuck go look in a mirror. But I guess for those who aren’t you.. She’s a sweet lady with recently oranged, soft hair that looks nice when it’s down quit putting out in a bun everyday. She’s got really pinchable cheeks especially when she’s flashing her cuteashell smile. But I dunno if she smiles at regular people and you may have to deal with a judgmental leer over her pink sunglasses if you’re a someone like a young adult or teen walking past her as she takes a smoke break on the porch. She also can do this thing with her nose that’s basically the same movement bunnies or rodents do and it makes me melt. Ok this one answer is getting too long. (PS: tmi: adorable nipples)
23) Do you think you can last in a relationship 6 months without cheating?: Is it seriously a difficult problem for people to be faithful? Is a relationship like a diet and cheating as simple as deciding to have chocolate one day and then you just kick yoursel a little afterwards? “Oh woops, my bad. *write off*” This question reads like once you start a relationship it’s only a matter of time before you cheat because it’s inevitably going to happen. If a nominal percentage of people can relate to that then fuck that just makes me sick. If you’re in a relationship for 6 months I should assume you at least kind of like and maybe respect the person you’re with enough that you wouldn’t decide to make such a mockery of their trust and love. That said, I’m pretty sure I can”last” that whole six months without cheating no matter who I may be with. Evidenced with my relationship with Chuck.
I’m not sure if I’m supposed to always address you directly since it’s your ask or if I should address the followers?? Tumblr game stressful. Anyway.
43) How many times did you have sex last year?: Ok a really rough estimation says 220.
53) Is there someone mad because you’re dating the person you’re dating?: I bet Matt’s pretty buttfurious he’s not in on this gay parade.
73) What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?: In general it’s really nice when people think about/consider me when I’m not even around. There’s probably a decisive sweet moment but I’m notoriously bad at remembering memories off the cuff, so I’ll go with recency: When Peter offered me some of his chili and then went and made rice and plated the whole thing and brought it to me on the livingroom. But to keep Chuck involved, it’s really sweet if I’m feeling down I can cuddle her forever until I’m better. 83) First kiss: Jessica Busch. Hot babe from a year above me. It was grade 11 ( yeah I’m a nerd) and I knew her from the grade 12 chem class I was taking ( :B ). Somehow I started talking to her on msn and we became pretty good friends. One time she invited me to a movie (Horton Hears A Who) and then after driving me home I totally kissed her before getting out of the car. Always kiss on the first date c’mon. Anyway it didn’t take me long after that to realise it turns out it wasn’t actually a date WOOPS. Haven’t talked to her since. Well it was either her or Jessica Miron in senior kindergarten, but I’m still not sure if that’s some weird fabricated memory or not. Either way it was Jessica.
85) Would you date someone off the internet?: Pretty much any contact with girls I’ve ever had (in terms of ones I’m interested in) have started over facebook, msn, or tumblr, so technically yes. But I’ve also meet these people person beforehand. Basically what I’m saying is yes, but I probably wouldn’t go for a long-distance-only-internet-contact relationship. Fuck I had to type all this on my phone and it took the whole hour break I had between classes.
Edit: woops I forgot to do 49. It’s even the one with all the exclamation marks.
49) If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?: I feel like singling out one thing would make other seem less important, but maybe I’m thinking too hard about this. I did mention the nose thingy she does. That’s pretty great. But can’t I just say my favourite thing is having her around? I get to see her every day and that’s pretty magical when I think about it. Unlike a lot of relationships I see on tumblr where both parties are far away from each other. It’s sad to see them yearn for each other. I’m not bragging, of course, I’m just thankful I can go and play with her hair right now if I wanted. And it’s not like I don’t know what it’s like to be far away and want to be with her. I had to spend all summer with a 6 hour drive of separation between us save for a few visits. But I’m glad I have her here now so I don’t have to let go.
witchlings replied to your post: witchlings replied to your post: I just found out…
I’m going to be VERY MAD if you aren’t okay
Yeah me too >:(
witchlings replied to your post: I just found out this stir-fry sauce has peanuts in it
Keep your epi pen nearby and be more careful!!!!!!!! You can’t just run across the street to the ER anymore and you aren’t allowed to die!!!!!!!!!
Fuck them I’m crashing that whole ER party. Nothing they can do about it.
And yeah my epi-pen’s right here.
